Question: When is it time to mow your lawn?
Answer: When you start getting notes from people offering to mow your lawn for money
Wonder Women’s Letter to her Neighbors
I will eventually mow the lawn.
Just not today, because I’m too busy
Saving the world and all that other stuff.
Love, Wonder Women
Wonder Women was my favorite superhero as a kid. As I’ve grown up, I realized the harsh truth. Diana Prince must have had a maid and a personal trainer in addition to her lasso of truth. How else could she do everything? Are there any other Wonder Women fans out there?