Wonder Women’s Letter to Her Neighbors

Question: When is it time to mow your lawn?

Answer: When you start getting notes from people offering to mow your lawn for money

Wonder Women’s Letter to her Neighbors

Dear Neighbors,

I will eventually mow the lawn.

I promise.

Just not today, because I’m too busy

Saving the world and all that other stuff.

Love, Wonder Women

Wonder Women was my favorite superhero as a kid. As I’ve grown up, I realized the harsh truth. Diana Prince must have had a maid and a personal trainer in addition to her lasso of truth. How else could she do everything? Are there any other Wonder Women fans out there?